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It seems that everyone has a blog these days, and I'm just not convinced that we all have that much to say. I certainly don't have an interest in reading all these blogs. Still, I figured it would be a good place for shop updates and my usual rants. Pick a subject, I've got at least one rant about it: bicycles, politics, religion, industry, philosophy, ancient rhetoric (what the hell - I got my master's degree in it, might as well put it to use somewhere), etc.

UPDATE: OK, I've decided to go whole hog, regular blog. You can find it now here.

ANOTHER UPDATE: I also have a new blog with Common Grounds BookCafe owner Julia Messina that is all about the Illinois Valley. It's called the Illinois Valley Voice. Check it out here.


April 19, 2006 - Going Legit
I'm now publishing my blog at Blogger. I'll keep the old posts here for a while. Check out the new blog here.

April 18, 2006 (continued) - Best of Tullio's
Best Old School Rap Song - "Bust a Move" by Young MC
Best Disco Song - "Rubberband Man" by the Spinners
Best Electric Guitar - Fender Telecaster (including Broadcaster and NoCaster)
Best Neil Young Song - (tie) "Powderfinger" and "Cowgirl in the Sand"
Best Electric Organ - Hammond B3 with Leslie Speakers (was there any doubt?)
Best Guit-Steel Player - Junior Brown (Junior is THE man! Check him out here)

What are your faves? Let me know here.

April 18, 2006 - Born to Ride (with apologies to The Boss)
In the day we sweat it out in the streets of a self-supported bicycling dream
At night we ride through mansions of glory on silver-brazed machines
Christophe cages out on highway 9,
Two-wheeled, friction shiftin’ and pedalin’ out over the line
Baby this town rips the Gu from your pack
It’s a pinch flat, it’s an out-of-date map
We gotta get out the Proofide
`cause Freds like us, baby we were born to ride

Wendy let me in I wanna be your friend
I want to guard your Brooks and Delrins
Just wrap your legs round these Weinmann rims
And strap your hands across my Hetchins
Together with our Carradice bag
We’ll ride till we drop, baby we’ll never ride SAG
Will you ride with me on old bald tires
`cause baby I’m just a scared and lonely rider
But I gotta find out how it feels
I want to know if Jobst is right, girl I want to know if I need new wheels

Beyond the palace, pacelining drones scream down the boulevard
They don’t like to wear their rearview mirrors
And the tires are pumped so hard
The velodrome rises bold and alone
Kids are huddled in the pack while they curse
I wanna ride with you Wendy on the streets tonight
On a randonneuring Herse

The highway’s jammed with broken chains all Shimano Hyperglide
Everybody’s out on their bikes tonight but there’s no place left to ride
Together Wendy we’ll coast through the sadness
I’ll love you with all the madness of my Peugeot
Someday girl, I don’t know when, we’re gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go and we’ll run our tires wide
But till then Freds like us baby we were born to ride

April 17, 2006 - The New Robber Barons
Today’s corporate executives are a new breed of robber baron.  They are smarter and more ruthless.  Unlike the old robber barons, they build their empire with other people’s money.  There’s no need to go to the trouble of building up your own company, and the pickings are easy.

It was recently reported that CEO salaries increased by 25% in 2005 compared to an increase of just over 3% for the average worker.  CEOs in Fortune 100 companies earn an average of just over $17 million per year.  So, isn’t this just the free market at work?  It doesn't seem that way.  Executive compensation is typically determined by a corporation’s board of directors.  The directors are typically hand-picked by the executives.  Wall Street will go along and keep the stock price up as long as the numbers look good, and that leads to a focus on the short-term.  

If a CEO earning, say, $20 million per year is running a corporation that turns a $1 billion profit, that level of compensation would seem fair, right?  That $20 million is only 2% of the total profit.  Yet one has to ask how much affect any individual has on a company’s profitability. 

If we assume that a CEO has little impact on profit, then why pay them so much? If we assume that a CEO has a great impact on profit, then let’s pay them on a commission basis.  A 2% commission means compensation of $20 million if the company earns a $1 billion profit. If the company has no profit, the CEO gets no pay.  Better yet, if the company loses $1 billion, the CEO refunds $20 million!

It seems that the system we have today is broken.  CEOs are earning huge salaries regardless of corporate profitability.  In fact, a number of high profile companies have recently INCREASED executive compensation while going through bankruptcy.  That’s right.  While stiffing creditors, laying off workers, and cutting pay and benefits for the average employee, the executives are giving themselves a raise! 

Frustrated by the inability to control executive excesses through in-house channels, some investors have turned to shareholder lawsuits to hold corporate officers accountable to the people who actually own the company.  As a result, executives have turned to Congress for help in reducing or eliminating such suits.  Guess who will win that one?  Long live the robber baron!

What do you think? Send me your comments and please indicate whether you are a robber baron.

April 10, 2006 - Just How "Enlightened" Are You?
I recently watched the film The Aristocrats.  If you haven’t seen or heard about it, it is a documentary about the telling of a famous joke.  The movie includes interviews with dozens of comedians, many of whom tell their versions of the joke.  The common element in these tellings is that they are all offensive.  Most include references to human excrement, incest, and/or bestiality.  Comedians compete to see who can construct the most disgusting version.

If you watch this film, at some point you are going feel uncomfortable.  You are going to get offended.  You are going to think someone has crossed a line.  And you get to see just how open-minded you really are.  It’s easy to condemn others for overreacting to an offensive joke, but how do we react when we are the ones offended?  Can we still see the humor intended?  You might say that you wouldn’t want to see such humor banned but don’t want to hear it yourself.  OK, but isn’t that a cop out? 

Let’s learn to laugh at what offends us.  Let’s learn to laugh at ourselves.  Let’s revel in the vile and repugnant because in doing so we reduce it to absurdity, and that is what this movie is about – absurdity.  The humor comes not in the joke itself but in seeing how far people are willing to go in order to offend.  For me, there was something liberating, if not always funny, in seeing that.

Comments about The Aristocrats? If so, send them to me here and be sure to mention if you saw the film.

April 9, 2006 - Blessed Are the Peacemakers
"We have assumed the name of peacemakers, but we have been, by and large, unwilling to pay any significant price. . . . [A] whole will and a whole heart and a whole national life bent toward war prevail over the velleities of peace. . . . 'Of course, let us have peace,' we cry, 'but at the same time . . . let our lives stand intact, let us know neither prison nor ill repute nor disruption of ties. . . .' There is no peace because there are no peacemakers. There are no makers of peace because the making of peace is at least as costly as the making of war - at least as exigent, at least as disruptive, at least as liable to bring disgrace and prison and death in its wake." --Daniel Berrigan, No Bars to Manhood

Comment from Garth Liebhaber - "As per your new blog, I'm not sure how I want to comment, but it's in a good way. Bicycles are some of my favorite things, and Herons are at the top. The Berrigans and other Catholic Worker peace type people are why I became a teacher, and have been photographing the antiwar movement for the last three or four years now. Anyway, I look forward to checking in more often."

April 5, 2006 - What's New at Tullio's
The past few weeks have been a little rough. We just moved from Utica to LaSalle (house not business) which meant lots of packing and unpacking. During this time I've had a nasty cold that has required me to sit upright in order to sleep. Things have been hopping at Tullio's, which is good, but I sure am getting tired. Being over 40 with two kids under 3-years-old can do that to you, too.

I've been getting some more new product in, and more is on the way. I've just added Nitto Noodle handlebars and Dynamic stems to the Nitto page. B17 Champion Special saddles are back in stock. You can find them (where else?) on the Brooks page.

April 2, 2006 - Condoleezza Rice Talks Human Rights
Last week, Condoleezza Rice called on Afghanistan to release a man on trial for converting to Christianity.  I’ll leave it to others to discuss the foreign policy implications.  My interest is in Rice’s plea for the Afghanis to respect the UN’s Universal Declaration on Human Rights.  The US helped to write the Declaration which was approved by the UN in 1948. 

So, was Rice correct?  Does the Universal Declaration on Human Rights apply here?  Yes, according to Article 18:

“Article 18:  Everyone has the right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion; this right includes freedom to change his religion or belief, and freedom, either alone or in community with others and in public or private, to manifest his religion or belief in teaching, practice, worship and observance.”

Good call, Condi.  Of course, this piqued my curiosity.  What else is in this marvelous document that Ms. Rice likes so much?

“Article 5: No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment.”

Oops.

“Article 6: Everyone has the right to recognition everywhere as a person before the law.”

Oh, I’m sure that they meant to say “except enemy combatants.”

“Article 8: Everyone has the right to an effective remedy by the competent national tribunals for acts violating the fundamental rights granted him by the constitution or by law.”

See above.

“Article 9: No one shall be subjected to arbitrary arrest, detention or exile.”

Ditto.

“Article 10: Everyone is entitled in full equality to a fair and public hearing by an independent and impartial tribunal, in the determination of his rights and obligations and of any criminal charge against him.”

Oh, I know what you are thinking: these enemy combatants aren’t being held on criminal charges.  Yet, they aren’t prisoners of war.  Hmmm.  Somehow, they seem to fall between the cracks.  Yet, Article 8 says that everyone has a right to tribunal.  Maybe Condi can help me out here.

Enough about detainees.  What else does it say?

“Article 23 (2):  Everyone, without any discrimination, has the right to equal pay for equal work.”

Sorry, ladies.  Still working on that one.

“Article 25 (1)” Everyone has the right to a standard of living adequate for the health and well-being of himself and of his family, including food, clothing, housing and medical care and necessary social services, and the right to security in the event of unemployment, sickness, disability, widowhood, old age or other lack of livelihood in circumstances beyond his control.”

Wow.  Sounds like socialism.  Gotta work on this one, especially the medical care part.

“Article 26 (1): Everyone has the right to education. Education shall be free, at least in the elementary and fundamental stages. Elementary education shall be compulsory. Technical and professional education shall be made generally available and higher education shall be equally accessible to all on the basis of merit.”

Is higher education equally accessible if a large number of people can’t afford it? 

As Ms. Rice put it herself, “the United States stands forthrightly for principles of freedom of worship, freedom of expression, and that these are bedrock principles of democracy around the world, these are principles that are enshrined in the Afghan constitution and they're principles that are enshrined in the U.N. Universal Declaration on Human Rights.”

Maybe Ms. Rice can encourage some of the leaders here at home to put these words into action.

What do you think? Send me your comments.

March 29, 2006 - What Makes a Good Bike?
I've been pondering this question for some time now, and over the years, I've answered it a number of different ways. I've gone the high-tech route with all the latest and greatest gadgets. I've built ultralight bikes (there is something perversely satisfying about building a super-light bike around a lugged, steel frame). I've built retro bikes using all NOS or excellent condition old parts from places like eBay. Plus, I have been known to fix up an old beater into a good-looking, practical bike. However, each of these is focused on acquiring parts and building the bike, not riding the bike. Certainly, building bikes is a fun activity in itself, but it doesn't tell me much about what makes the bike good.

I have a different perspective when riding a bike. I don't think about the parts at all. I think about the ride: the smells, the sights, the meditative rhythm of the pedals. The best thing that the bike can do is avoid creating a distraction from the ride. The bike should disappear beneath me. It needs to be both comfortable and durable. Quiet is good, too. These requirements will say something about the nature of the bicycle. A WalMart special would not qualify, but a $10K custom wonderbike is not necessary. Oh, the wonderbike would be great to build and to talk about with other riders, but it wouldn't necessarily make the ride any better. In fact, I might worry a bit about potential damage or theft.

I do think that the bike should look good. Not flashy, but pleasing. When I stop for a rest, it's nice to look over at my bike and see it as an old friend. Of course, this gets into highly subjective territory, and if your idea of a good-looking bike is different than mine, that's perfectly OK. I'm a believer in simplicity so I don't go for things that are fancy for the sake of being fancy. Form should follow function for me, but I understand folks having different preferences.

Not surprisingly, my definition of a "good bike" comes close to the Herons that I ride all the time. I try to make them comfortable, durable, and aesthetically-pleasing (at least to me). The components I use are good, but I usually don't go for the top of the line stuff. Of course, I am a sucker for Phil Wood so forgive me that one indulgence. I want to be able to hop on one of my bikes and ride it anywhere without worrying about what might break along the way. No distractions.

So what make a "good bike" in your opinion? Send me your comments.


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